Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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