Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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