I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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