please come you make the beer taste better
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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