your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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