If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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