So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.