I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just found puke in my bra..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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