I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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