Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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