I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
