I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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