He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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