i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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