So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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