sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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