Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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