seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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