My first STD was from a foam party
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
a search helicopter?!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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