hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
