yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
