Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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