Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize