Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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