I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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