Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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