Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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