I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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