Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Can I color on your dick again?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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