My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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