I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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