I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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