Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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