You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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