youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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