accomplished twins. life is a go
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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