There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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