Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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