One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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