You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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