this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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