I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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