Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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