When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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zippers are such a cool invention
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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