can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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