Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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