Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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