The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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