My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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