you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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