Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You can't motorboat a personality
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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