Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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