So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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