none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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