but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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